This morning I looked up, and behold, the heavens aboveth me parted, and he who is noodly and meat-bally without much sauce, cameth forth and spake unto me, “Behold pasta-eating sinner, praiseth about my Noodliness in thou unholy simply ridiculous blog and thou shalt be forgiven and thou shalt ..
Hello... llo... llo... o... o... o. Whoa, there's an echo in here!! Stupid old scientists thought that the earth was a solid sphere! Fools! How can something that has been going round and round for billions of years be solid?? Haven’t you ever seen a washing machine where all the clothes get ..
Geocentricity is the time-tested theory, formulated by renowned scientists like Aristotle, Ptolemy and, ofcourse, The Holy Bible, that all objects in the Universe revolve around a central point at the Earth's core. The diagram below explains the order of all celestial bodies. Earth, the largest ..
If you think that Ferdinand Magellan proved that the world is a sphere, then you are just misguided.. The truth is… Ferdinand Magellan was a Portuguese Comedian who loved to get stoned. One day, he traveled west from Spain , and found elephants (African). Then he travelled east and found ..
One fine day, while sitting in an apple orchard, Sir Isaac Newton decided to get stoned. To his dismay, he had run out of bongs. Being a great scientist, he thought of a solution.. An Apple Bong!! And this is how Newton discovered Apple Bongs!! But wait.. Where does Gravity figure in this ..