1) This is a floating Jesus Head statue. Jesus is healing the floating head of a blind hobo. You can just go ahead and purchase it through wallstreetcreations.com. I think it's only like $1200. A small price to pay for fine art AND my happiness.2) You could kidnap one of the Duggar children for me. I figure there's 18 of them. So really, what's one? They probably wouldn't even notice. One could…