Teabaggers born January 20, 2009, are American protesters with little to no understanding of sexual slang. Alright, the elephant with giant balls in the room. A "teabagger" is defined as: a man who dips his testicles into the mouth of another person (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water). Despite the fact that calling them "dicks" seems gratuitous in its reference to the male anatomy, never…