Uhh-waa-awweeah-waa-ah-wweeeaaaa! Ahem. Excuse me. That is my typing impression of the Survivor theme song. I am a musical prodigy, clearly. The reason I'm sing-typing that particular ditty? Because Survivor returned last night for its 19th (Jimminy Christmas...) season! Let's sit down on some logs, eat some bugs, and talk about what happened.As (almost) always, we met our castaways as…
